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The Epic Two-Month, 13-team NFL Battle for Seventh Place
Teams like the Bengals, Dolphins, Buccaneers, Colts, Packers and more are scrambling for a handful of remaining playoff slots. Find out who has the…
 • Mike Tanier
Sploosh.
They're the Eagles. The f**king Eagles. No one likes them. They don't care. And they just obliterated a team most of you hate even more. Brace for some…
 • Mike Tanier
Things the Eagles Offense Doesn't Do
The 2025 Eagles offense is a testament to the fact that you cannot be proven to be terrible at something if you never even bother to try it.
 • Mike Tanier
Shedeur Sanders' Slide is Your Fault, Papa Prime
NFL teams don't want to deal with Shedeur's overbearing stage daddy. Plus: the happy Cam Ward/Titans marriage, the Giants make another terrible mistake…
 • Mike Tanier
The Skeptic's Guide to NFL Week 9
The Colts finally stumbled. But the Patriots and Broncos kept rolling. And the Bears, Panthers and J.J. McCarthy-led Vikings aren't dead yet…
 • Mike Tanier
It's Over, Anakin; Josh Allen Has the High Ground.
The Bills, Packers and other teams gained valuable leverage over their toughest rivals in Week 1.
 • Mike Tanier
Metaphysical Musings on Super Bowl LVII, Episode II: Super Bowl LIX
The Eagles vanquished their inner demons. The Chiefs' Death Star blew up Ice Planet Buffalo again. Get ready for the sequel/reboot/rematch that most of…
 • Mike Tanier
The 2024 NFL Bulls**t Index
Featuring the Kelce Brothers, Aaron Rodgers, Sam Darnold, Genie Bouchard and Mama Rose but NOT Jerry Jones or the Cowboys. I swear!
 • Mike Tanier
Walkthrough: It's All About The Journey, Man.
A Baker Mayfield-Sam Darnold shootout and a Daniel Jones-led Colts blowout highlight a Week 5 celebration of journeyman quarterbacks.
 • Mike Tanier
NFC Playoff Preview Extravaganza: Anyone Can Win This (Except the Panthers)!
49ers at Eagles. Packers-Bears III. Rams at (making sure I wasn't hallucinating all weekend) Panthers? Alrighty, then. Come get your NFC playoff…
 • Mike Tanier
Diatribes on Tailgate Parties and Adolescent Psychology (Mailbag Part 3)
Look: you folks ask the questions. I just answer them. Even the ones about race, religion, child development and Joe Flacco parades .
 • Mike Tanier
Too Deep 96 #21: Shedeur Sanders Makes People Stupid
The Colorado QB and son of Coach Daddy Optimus Prime is just talented enough for some team you do not care about to draft in the first round.
 • Mike Tanier
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