Holy Forking Shirtballs: 6 QBs in the Top 12 Picks!

A six-pack of QBs got drafted in the first round, including the Ultimate Zoomer, RG3 2.0 and the latest #FalconsFail. Plus, a startling confession about Marvin Harrison Jr. and much, much more.

In this Too Deep First-Round NFL Draft Walkthrough:

• Caleb Williams and the Chicago Bears: imperfect together

• Jayden Daniels battles the ghost of RG3

• A Maye-December romance in Foxboro

• Marvin Harrison Jr.? Never heard of him

• Kirk Cousins and Michael Penix? In this economy?

• Vikings fans’ dreams (and nightmares) come true

• Sean Payton’s Nix Fix

• The perils of scouting cornerbacks like Quinyon Mitchell

• An NFL executive was ASSAULTED on television and no one cares;

• and more.

Note: not every first-round pick will be covered in this feature. But don’t despair: the Too Deep Draft Assessments are coming on Monday, and all 32 teams will be carefully analyzed/evaluated/roasted.