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Marge's avatar

"NFL owners are the sorts of people who would bid enough money to fund a hospital at an auction for the right to eat the last breeding pair of an endangered species, then slather the roasted dodos in ketchup."

This is why I pay for this Substack. It's Ray Ratto-esque (which is a high compliment).

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Luis Guilherme's avatar

You should write (under a pseudonym) a ranking of NFL owners from most to least shady.

Though I think it'd be harder than any power ranking...

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