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“Now both of them are Will Levis” got me

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Gift of Magi. Priceless

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Dante’s Inferno isn’t all that Seasonal…

Eight maids a-milking should be enough to keep Deshaun out of circulation

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Aiiiiiiiiiii

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In the vein of this article and the recent slate of stories I've seen about QB's buying their O-Linemen presents, if Aaron Rodgers were to buy his O-Line presents what do you think they would be? I know we're all tired of Rodgers-centered articles but I saw the headline "Aaron Rodgers buys his linemen Christmas presents" I would click the link in a second just to see what insanity has taken place...

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This is an article that needs writing. Or maybe crowd sourcing. That or whatever fragrance each HC needs ala "Eau de Campbell".

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I like the fragrance idea! "Eau de Campbell" would totally be one of those typical leather/mahogany/whiskey deals you always see but with an element of something spicy (to correspond to the wild fourth down calls and the big-man plays). So like a cherry bourbon kind of deal, or maybe with an orange kick. I'd buy it.

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I might actually pay to see a Dan Skipper - Penei Sewell double reverse. I would expect it to be epic whatever the outcome.

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Even if it resulted in a ten-yard loss, I would still applaud the creativity/insanity.

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There should be a Christmas Exception to trade deadline. The good players on languishing teams get sent to contenders. Everyone's happy! Except the families of players.

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The gift for Dolphins fans hits way too close to home. Still, I couldn't help but laugh and share it with a few of my fellow long-suffering Fins fans. Sitting a game under .500, needing to win the final two and bunch of unlikely help to back into a Wildcard is an all-too familiar place over these past 15-plus years.

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I realized this year that the Gift of the Magi isn't perfectly symmetric dramatic irony because the woman's hair will eventually grow back but the guy's watch is gone forever.

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If both Higgins AND Chase leave the Jungle I’m gonna plotz

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I pray that 2024 is the last year of Will Levis being a thing. Bo Nix being scared but curious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Great Stuff! 🏈

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As for Arthur Smith talking about an old pick-up truck's reliability, he obviously never owned one. I did, as well as a beater Jeep, and a beater Ford. Back in the salad days. Always an adventure. And boy is this Packers fan happy that the 49ers won't be in the playoffs this season!

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Fantastic, Mike. Great gift to all us readers.

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