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I prefer to not be buried during sexual activities. Am I missing out on something?

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Did you never wonder what really happened to Mole Man’s eyesight?

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I mean, what might someone like Mole Man do too often, sexually, to go blind?

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Imagine what Reed Richards could do at an underground sex party.

You might gaze upon a highly reflective diamond deposit to unsee that

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Google it, Mike. No seriously, do it. (I owe you some trauma payback after your elephant intro).

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no.

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