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Free-Agency Foreplay Day 1: The Patriots Way is Overspending
The Bears reinforce their offensive line (again), the Jets embark on a rebound romance, the Seahawks replace Geno with Gen2.0, and much more during Days…
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100 NFL Free Agents in 2000 Words
Too Deep Zone won't waste your time with a long free agent preview. Here's the short-and-sweet skinny on everyone from Ronnie Stanley to Sam Darnold to…
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Howie Roseman's Delivery Service*
The Eagles lock down Saquon Barkley and Darius Slay, the Chiefs choose Trey Smith over Joe Thuney, and other notes from a frenetic NFL Wednesday.
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The Brock Purdy Depravation Experiment and Other Terrible Ideas
The 49ers go full Gift of the Magi with Brock Purdy, the Bengals and Cowboys begin to plan, and Isaiah Bond is Agent 004.39.
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Wild Frogs, Starbucks Brawls and Duck Tales: the 2025 NFL Combine Forty Awards!
Anyone can tell you who ran the best 40. Only Too Deep Zone spotlights the Best Tattoo, Best Bling, Worst Drip and Dumbest Conversation About Ducks.
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February 2025

If You Love Myles Garrett, Set Him Free
The 1st overall pick in the draft is up for grabs. Myles Garrett is not. Get more news from the Combine with the Too Deep Zone NFL…
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The Ghost of Joel Buchsbaum
Thoughts on Abdul Carter, Jaxson Dart, Aeneas Peebles and the very nature of draft coverage itself.
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Sex, Lies and Video Games (Mailbag Pt. 3)
Saucy insider secrets, Chargers and Falcons musings, red zone stats, a (brief) foray into politics, Civilization reviews and memories, and more.
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How Will Aaron Rodgers Cope With Irrelevance? (Mailbag Pt. 2)
Post-football career advice for Rodgers, free agent quarterback rankings, and even La Rosa de Guadalupe cannot stop the Jets from falling down flights…
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Jalen Hurts ... Hall of Famer??? (Mailbag Pt. 1)
No, Too Deep Zone has not been drinking Eagles Kool-Aid. Just lots of beer. Enough, perhaps, to flood Lincoln Financial Field.
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The 2024 NFL Bulls**t Index
Featuring the Kelce Brothers, Aaron Rodgers, Sam Darnold, Genie Bouchard and Mama Rose but NOT Jerry Jones or the Cowboys. I swear!
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Sploosh.
They're the Eagles. The f**king Eagles. No one likes them. They don't care. And they just obliterated a team most of you hate even more. Brace for some…
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