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Everything's Gonna Be Just Fine.
Matthew Stafford's neck? The Texans offensive line? The Eagles cornerbacks? Nothing to worry about! Calm down! I'm not panicking: YOU'RE panicking.
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Shedeur Sanders ... Good?????????????????
Impressive-ish rookie debuts, 70-yard field goals and other overreactions to all the overreactions about NFL Week Negative-3 action.
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Dark Side of the Moon
The Dolphins' 2025 plans have either come to naught or are half a page of scribbled lines. Plus: 49ers injuries and Coach Kingsbury's Holiday.
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Five Signature Moments from Carolina Panthers History
Don't let the picture fool you! It's not all Cam, Cam, Cam! Other Panthers get their sliver of the spotlight as well.
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What to Watch in the Preseason (If You Can't Watch Nothing)
The annual Walkthrough Preseason Viewing Guide walks you through 32 third-string QBs, camp battles and rookies everyone will be talking about until they…
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July 2025

Hunter X Hunter
The two-way Travis Hunter experiment illustrates that the young Jaguars showrunners aren't afraid to think outside the box.
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Five Signature Moments From Atlanta Falcons History
I promise to be gentle and keep the 28-3 and Ron Mexico jokes to a minimum.
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Oh Jerrah, Where Art Thou?
Jerry Jones isn't much fun to poke fun at anymore. Plus: Raiders/Dolphins/Saints news, a Prime delivery to Buccaneers camp, and a personal tribute to…
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The Anarchist's AFC Preview
Part 2 of the Giant-Sized Walkthrough Annual rounds up the usual suspects among the AFC contenders, sizes up would-be challengers like the Broncos and…
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The Anarchist's NFC Preview
Part 1 of the Giant-Sized Walkthrough Annual breaks down the NFC's pretenders, contenders, sleepers, rebuilders and whatever the hell the Falcons are…
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Trans-Europe Express
How I spent my 2022 summer vacation.
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Five Signature Moments in Minnesota Vikings History
Get ready to get Mossed. And Diggsed. And frostbitten. And have your heart broken at the last minute.
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