Nobody ever invites me to underground sex parties. I am living my life wrong.
Actually means you're living your life right. Hate to ruin the joke, tho'.
I prefer to not be buried during sexual activities. Am I missing out on something?
Did you never wonder what really happened to Mole ManтАЩs eyesight?
I mean, what might someone like Mole Man do too often, sexually, to go blind?
Imagine what Reed Richards could do at an underground sex party.
You might gaze upon a highly reflective diamond deposit to unsee that
Google it, Mike. No seriously, do it. (I owe you some trauma payback after your elephant intro).
no.
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Nobody ever invites me to underground sex parties. I am living my life wrong.
Actually means you're living your life right. Hate to ruin the joke, tho'.
I prefer to not be buried during sexual activities. Am I missing out on something?
Did you never wonder what really happened to Mole ManтАЩs eyesight?
I mean, what might someone like Mole Man do too often, sexually, to go blind?
Imagine what Reed Richards could do at an underground sex party.
You might gaze upon a highly reflective diamond deposit to unsee that
Google it, Mike. No seriously, do it. (I owe you some trauma payback after your elephant intro).
no.